Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)


If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: and so?..

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: that's the lie that everyone's telling you..

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: everyone hates you when you're poor and insignificant.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy...
YR: it's time for you to look at the mirror.

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: OH. how many you sold? 1? 2?

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Oh god. I'm not into gays.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: I'm just trying to describe to my friend here how a transvestite look like.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: and what makes you think you are my type?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Oh. sorry. i was just about to give you a ride in my Lamborghini.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Do i look like i care?

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Me? and a pig? It's just gross..

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR: Its 999. i can treat you to free coffee too.

3) Hi, wanna make out?
YR: i can't kiss a pig. sorry.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: when you aren't talking?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: i want to. but i'm afraid i will die laughing halfway through.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi bastard!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: i thought the smell came from you!

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: you sure love to joke eh?

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: you know, others say that we look like twins..

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: if that's so, stay behind me then.

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: i still love your money..

2) I know you love me!
YR: yes i do, i love your money.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: ask my momma.

4) Please call me...
YR: when i need money? thanks!

5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: yeah, thats why you went to find a new guy to heal your heart eh?

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thanks. and bye.

2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR : you are telling me that if i use this product, i will become like you?! forget it.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: you should be the one paying 50% me for this type of product..

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: you paying?

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: its just pimples. yours causes people to look like transvestite.

11:04 PM

updated.

11:29 AM

blogging is getting more boring.. =/

2009. how i wish it'll just pass. just the start of the year, i dun feel lucky at all. all the things happening.. sigh..

1:13 PM

@#$%

OMFG!! abi here.. :D that lazy pig.. ask him to update can die on lor.. like forcing him to wake you like that. haiix.. if you want me to blog about his school, idk anything. but if it's about me then YEA!! i hate that biatch lor.. those who know the story shush but those who don't, too bad.... XD it's damn irritating. idk how all of you stand her. i'm not a really big fan of faking my feelings especially to her so, i told her my feelings last year when she asked. i told her flat out that i simply loathed her.. and she has stayed away ever since. well that was a lesson learnt. WARNING!! stay away from biatch-es like her. :P isdk (i seriously don't know) how you guys do it. but then again, i have totally no patience or whatsoever. at least i'm not flat on both sides. HA! beat that. :D

later, he better update something.....

11:31 PM

finally, i'm willing to update. i guess my laziness pwns my urge.

was at chalet since wednesday. only came back this morning. omg, i totally k-o-ed after i reached home. damn tired lah. been playing blackjack the whole night and only slept for a few hours. lost about 10 bucks. sigh..

17/12

telson came over to meet me before going to meet JK. hahaha.. sorry bro, the 13 calls you made didn't even woke me up. until you called the 14th time. took my time at home, installing L4D and playing for a while. went to had our lunch when JK called. the bus was already there and they're waiting for us! LOL SORRY. told them to went ahead without us. we still had to buy something before going over. along the way, telson picked up 6 dollars. hahah spent it buying some of the things needed.

was waiting for the shutterbus when we saw ilyani! it's been such a long time since we saw her (think so?). she's trying to find the shutterbus when she saw us. however, we went to take SBS bus because it'll be another 45 mins before another shutterbus come. will you want to wait? -.-
anyway, she's in bungalow 10 while we're at 8, which is just beside only! hahaha such coincidence.

reached there and joined them for mahjong straight away. wah lau, kena cheated! lost 5 bucks to JK's mother. -.- still playing while they were BBQ-ing. continued on with blackjack after dinner. i dunno why but it's like a gambling chalet lah. had men's talk after that in our room. can't elaborate much. LOL

18/12

only got to sleep at about 9am. there wasn't any space, and i totally can't sleep with telson beside me!!! his snore is like - OMG! i went in and out of the room three times. but i still can't stand it. AHHHHHHHHHH. woke up at about 2pm, and started playing PS2. hahaha all of us are suddenly attracted to tekken, which idk why too. continued with mahjong and blackjack the whole afternoon.

went soccer-ing (idk how i come up with this word) in the late afternoon, while waiting for them to start our steamboat dinner. wah lau, kena step on my left toe. now the middle toe swollen like dunno what. we had to finish quite alot of food, because of those ****ing idiots who said they're staying for dinner, but instead went home in the afternoon and didn't come back. BBQ some of the left over stuffs. was damn bloated lah. carried on tekken-ing and blackjack-ing. LOL

finally blog finish. i guess this's the first time i ever typed so many words. LOL

2:39 AM

idk why but i just feel like blogging after changing my blog skin. hahahahahaha.

just came back from having steamboat with poly friends. they said it's has been a long time ever since i joined them for any activities. can't blame me lah. just too busy. finally it's holiday!

went bugis with them after CPROG paper. the CPROG really can kill man. my question 3 totally cocked up. the rest still okay. hope no careless mistake. xuan brought us to this "steamboat restaurant". somehow, i don't really like the place. can't explain why.

went shopping after that. took the chance to buy some new clothes. i'm running out of shirts and bottoms. went straight home after that, while the rest went to changi airport for idk what reason. they said they didn't went there for about 4 years already. now got the chance they want to go. -.-

10:51 PM

this is gonna be a short one because of someone nagging me to blog although i dun have anything to blog about. the paragraph below is something which i squeeze all my brain juices to come up with. cool huh?

another bored day at school.. i can't seems to concentrate although it's the test week. but strangely enough, most of my tests are after the break. i realise it's only my school. sigh.. tomorrow is the CPROG test. 30% you know! it's time to mug. we are oh-so-gonna-rot-at-school tomorrow from 1pm to 5pm for the test. hell yeah. another day to bring laptop.

7:05 PM

finally changed my blogskin. i know i know. the old one was... ugly.. -.- thanks to ANN, my good good disciple who help me to change it. for the sake of one meal. thanks anyway.

1 more day to my CPROG test and term break. was kinda sad. why my test all after break one. how to enjoy like that?? walau.. but still, survived today's lecture by playing PSP, sleeping and watching video. dear came to SP to meet me. first time ever.. hahahah. make a last min decision to catch a movie.

as usual, went to PS. went for lunch before movie starts. we were there since 12, and the movie starts at 2. so we've got about 2 hours to spare before we go in. spent 1 hour eating (yeah we really took our time..) and 40 mins before movie starts, we were already outside waiting for the guy to let us in. went back after the movie ended.

6:08 PM

sigh.. holidays coming, yet i dun feel happy. idk why. seems like i will be stuck at home rotting. this friday will be the last day for this term. the coming 3 weeks, only thing i looking forward to is the chalet. other than that, i doubt i will be doing anything else. no jobs, nothing.

the days pass slowly, leading to the holidays. somehow, maybe i'm in holiday mood yet i dun feel it, all the lessons feel so boring. i've been playing my psp, or using laptop, or sleeping in class all the time. even if there's any test, i dun feel nervous at all. strange strange.. i think if i got a 3.0 gpa although i didn't really do my work, i will get killed by those who mug like hell for their test and yet get lower gpa than mine. lol.

i'm so damn bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:18 PM

It's finally friday tmr! another week gone. holidays approaching.. YAY.

went to experience the "fish therapy". it's definitely worth the money. as william put it, your skin will become "shiny and smooth". LOL. you can see swarms of fishes sucking on your dead skin. omg. the first feeling is ticklish, but will get use to it fast. check my leg at the end of the session, not really that shiny lah.

annual camp coming soon. sigh.. why it falls on my school day?! now have to shuffle between two places.

and i just realise how funny the foreigners in singapore greet each other.

guy 1 : hey simi lanjiao?!
guy 2 : hey cb!
then shake hand. LOL?!

i was like trying not to laugh out sia. AHAHAHA. but the great day was ruined. I LOST MY FREAKING THUMBDRIVE. OMG.

10:48 PM