Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: and so?..
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: that's the lie that everyone's telling you..
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: everyone hates you when you're poor and insignificant.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy...
YR: it's time for you to look at the mirror.
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: OH. how many you sold? 1? 2?
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Oh god. I'm not into gays.
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: I'm just trying to describe to my friend here how a transvestite look like.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: and what makes you think you are my type?
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Oh. sorry. i was just about to give you a ride in my Lamborghini.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Do i look like i care?
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Me? and a pig? It's just gross..
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR: Its 999. i can treat you to free coffee too.
3) Hi, wanna make out?
YR: i can't kiss a pig. sorry.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: when you aren't talking?
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: i want to. but i'm afraid i will die laughing halfway through.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi bastard!
2) You smell like shit!
YR: i thought the smell came from you!
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: you sure love to joke eh?
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: you know, others say that we look like twins..
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: if that's so, stay behind me then.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: i still love your money..
2) I know you love me!
YR: yes i do, i love your money.
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: ask my momma.
4) Please call me...
YR: when i need money? thanks!
5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: yeah, thats why you went to find a new guy to heal your heart eh?
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thanks. and bye.
2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR : you are telling me that if i use this product, i will become like you?! forget it.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: you should be the one paying 50% me for this type of product..
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: you paying?
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: its just pimples. yours causes people to look like transvestite.
